About Us

CertifiedDick.com was born out of a desire to anonymously and passive aggressively notify individuals how one really feels but in a playful and harmless manner. Sometimes telling someone off isn’t enough, and other measures can be excessive. With CertifiedDick.com, we believe we’ve found the perfect medium to truly express your frustration in this day and age.

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